Month: July 2017

DNC throws caution to the wind, Nominates The Corpse Of LBJ For New Jersey Governor Race

NEWARK- Deciding to just throw in the towel, the Democratic National Committee has just handed their party‚Äôs nomination for governor to the decomposing corpse of Lyndon B. Johnson. The deceased 36th President of the United States was chosen after no other viable candidates could be found that were willing to run in the upcoming election….

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