CNN Gives Up, Starts Creating Pilot Episode For TBS
NEW YORK- Finally becoming self-aware and realizing the lack of talent they had as a news outlet, CNN has begun work on turning itself into the newest cable sitcom to be starred on TBS. Heads of the former Cable News Network have decided that there were more opportunities and more areas of growth by turning the now disgraced news network into an up and coming sitcom. “In addition to realizing our lack of on air talent, how extremely biased our viewpoint was, and our reporting on the dumbest of stories, we realized we were better at manufacturing stories than reporting on them,” said one former CNN board member, as he was on his way to TBS headquarters to show network representatives the pilot episode. According to sources, TBS wasn’t impressed, and CNN executives were soon after contacting MTV to set up an appointment.